I'm sure that by now all of you have received the magic Unicorn that you all were promised by "The One." In case you were wondering what to do with your Unicorn, we present this recipe for a delicious soup:
2 lb. unicorn meat
5 carrots, peeled
3 celery stalks, washed & chopped
1 large onion, sliced
1 parsnip root, peeled
1 bunch parsley, washed & checked
1 bunch dill, washed & checked
1 zucchini (optional)
1 yellow squash (optional)
1 Tbsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
Put all ingredients into 10-12 qt. stock pot. Parsley & dill can be wrapped in cheesecloth for easy removal. Bring to a boil (about 30 minutes). While boiling, scrap off “scum” with a large spoon. Turn to “low.” Simmer for 6-12 hours.
Strain soup by pouring into another pot, through a cheesecloth. Keep whatever vegetables that you want to serve with the soup and throw out the rest. Keep the unicorn meat (throw out the skin) for other recipes, if anyone wants to eat “boiled unicorn.” It makes very good knishes.
For those of you who received your Unicorn in powdered form, here is a recipe for "Unicorn Balls"
2/3 c. powdered Unicorn
2 Tbsp. olive oil
2 Tbsp. water
2 large eggs
Mix eggs, water and oil. Add Unicorn powder and make a paste. Form into balls and drop into boiling soup.